Squidward kept this shit real
He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody
now we’re talking
were u not hugged as a child
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
guys im so so sorry
the mom friend
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
"And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?"
thank u ryden